STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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