I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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