I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Operation Purity has been aborted
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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