Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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