i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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