Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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