whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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