Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
