I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We left the knife in your bed.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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