they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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