How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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