Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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