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(505): View more from New Mexico

the new term for farting is butt boxing.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.

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(253): View more from Washington

is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?

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(205): View more from Alabama

After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.

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(703): View more from Virginia

high in an attic. pig roast in 10.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(

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(515): View more from Iowa

Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many

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(757): View more from Virginia

Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going

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(702): View more from Nevada

listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on

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