my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
