i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we're so committed to being not committed
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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