Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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