you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
