she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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