Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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