I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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