So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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