quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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