Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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