is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
