I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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