thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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