Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Sorry about my life...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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