His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The air taste purple.
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