please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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