I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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