On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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