yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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