My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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