my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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