I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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