Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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