For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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