North Korea, Best Korea!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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