it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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