I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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