You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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