How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
