Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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