If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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