The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
