Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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