I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Randomize
