Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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