...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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