There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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