Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it because I queefed?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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