It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
