Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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